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Hey there sexy ladies. Are you single and ready to mingle? Well I sure am!!! I am outgoing and love to go out and have a luxurious nights on the town. So don't be shy ladies this half pint of handsome will not be on the market for long!!! I am looking for a lady that can keep up with me. I have an extremely high sex drive and long thick unit that I am not afraid to use. Just kidding!!! ha ha ha. But really I'm Serious. I hope to meet someone who has a good sense of humor ,big jugs and one of those big Jennifer Lopez asses. Also it would be nice if you were rich because i would like to go ahead and retire....... To the bedroom.... lol. But in all seriousness I just wanna have fun with someone. Find a sexy woman to spoon with you know someone who enjoys a good @ss pounding every once in a while. If I had to compare myself to an animal I would be an otter because those little f*ckers are cute. If you had to be an animal I would like you to be the girl rabbit off of bugs bunny because that is one sexy hare. Obviously most of this is a joke so if you dont think it funny then i am not the guy for you. If you giggled and had a good time with this profile then we can probably just get married and skip all the expensive dinners and me trying to impress you bullsh*t. If you like what you hear just send me a note. Peace out, Big E

Hobbies

internet, surfing, sports, music, working out, computers, photography, video games, running, swimming, movies, gardening, yoga, wine tasting, dancing, reading, television

Body Type

fit, supermodel, athletic

Movies

indie, horror, action, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, comedy, drama, bollywood, romance, sci-fi

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

brown

Hair Color

dark brown, black

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Computer related / Hardware, Entertainment / Media

Income level

$50,000-$100,000

Do you drink?

socially

Socially, I am

flirt, a couch potato, social butterfly, home body, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups, the life of the party, side kick

Political Views

conservative, democrat

Food Related

Vegetarian, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), French, Raw, Chinese, Vegan, Comfort, Italian, Japanese, Indian, Omnivore, Carnivore, Spicy, Chocoholic

Personality

professional, preppy, lover, punk, geek, playa hater, romantic, jock, fun loving, playa, flirt

Individuality

mohawk, comb over, mullet, faux-hawk

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist

I'm looking for

conversation, friends only, the yin to my yang, dating, roommate, penpal, miss right, travel companion, friends - with benefits, soulmate, romance, something REALLY hot, relationship, miss right now

Groups:

Under 5 Ft (60 inches or 152 cm) ; Under 5' 6

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

USA

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, sports, surfing, swimming, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private

Individuality

comb over, faux-hawk, mohawk, mullet, nudist, piercings, shaved head, tattoos, undetectable toupee

Movies

action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf

Personality

activist, conservative, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, jock, liberal, lover, nerd, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, type a, white trash

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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