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Thundering Stump Monkeys.

Body Type

overweight

Do you drink?

no, only blood, socially

Do you smoke?

420, cigarettes, daily, for medicinal purposes

Drugs

burning man rocks...wait, what was the question

Education Level

some college

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

blue

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mediterranean, Omnivore, Raw, Spicy, Vegetarian

Gender

Male

Hair Color

dark brown

Hair Style

shaved head

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, fishing, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, television, video games

I currently live

alone, in a van down by the river

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

Income level

Less than $25,000

Individuality

circus clown, goatee

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rap, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance

My Sign

capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19

Orientation

asexual, straight

Personality

clown, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, pirate, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger

Pets

Cat, Rat

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Other

Relationship

single

Religious Views

Not Religious

Socially, I am

anti-social, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

none

Seeking

Woman

Height

4'07 to 5'08

Weight

100 to 230 lbs.

Age

18 to 40 years old

Location

UNITED KINGDOM Hertfordshire

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

daily

Drugs

burning man rocks...wait, what was the question

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Food Related

Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegetarian

Gender

Female

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Hair Style

emo, french braid, french twist, long hair, ponytail

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, gardening, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, reading, television, video games, wine tasting

Income level

Less than $25,000

Individuality

pirate at heart, tattoos, vampire

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance

Orientation

asexual, bisexual, celibate, straight

Personality

fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, pirate, punk, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger

Pets

Cats

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Artistic / Musical, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Other, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering

Relationship

off the market, just here for friends, single, widowed

Religious Views

Not Religious

Socially, they are

anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, voluptuous

Their Education Level

ain\'t had no skoolin, some college, some high school

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Vulcan

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don\'t believe in zodiac signs, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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