Short Passions

Cynicism - My solution to idiocracy.

I am a musician, a writer, an actor, a photographer, a walking piece of art *not being arrogant*, I just live for arts in general. I love to be myself and help others, being myself is fun, and I have always made people laugh, which is awesome, I always get told how funny I am xD. I love to solve problems on the spot, and think on my feet. If you need help with anything turn to me, I love it. I am generally crap when it comes to relationships, and I haven't actually had any serious relationships. I am a virgin and don't really care whether or not it stays that way. I am open minded and honest. I speak my mind and speak it often. I am looking to find someone who accepts me for who I am. I have thing for short people, so that would be cool.

Hobbies

working out, video games, sports, travel, photography, cooking & recipes, writing, movies, swimming, internet, computers, reading, television, yoga, music

Body Type

average

Movies

romance, horror, sci-fi, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, comedy

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

brown

Hair Color

blond, dark brown, black, red, light brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Education Level

currently in college

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Other

Income level

Less than $25,000

Do you smoke?

like a chimney

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

with parents

Socially, I am

comic relief, flirt

Political Views

independent, libertarian, green party

Food Related

French, Italian, Omnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Indian, Japanese, Spicy, Chocoholic

Personality

punk, fun loving, lover, intellectual, professional, extrovert, romantic, geek, flirt, liberal, nerd, activist

Individuality

beard, tattoos

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

the yin to my yang, miss right, conversation, relationship, soulmate, friends - with benefits, miss right now, dating, romance

My Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18

Pets

Dogs

Groups:

Under 6 Ft (72 inches or 182 cm) ; Seeking Longterm Relationship ; Seeking No Strings Attached ; Seeking Someone Shorter

Seeking

Woman

Height

4'08 to 5'08

Weight

100 to 150 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

USA LA All

Do they drink?

daily, socially

Do they smoke?

chain smoker, daily, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially

Drugs

never, prescription only

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel

Food Related

Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw, Spicy, Vegan, Vegetarian

Hair Color

auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, dancing, internet, larp, mime, movies, music, photography, reading, running, sports, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private

Individuality

nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos

Movies

action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, tree hugger

Pets

Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles

Political Views

democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced, open relationship, separated, single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Hindu, Islam, Jehovah's Witness, Jewish, Latter-day Saints, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Wiccan

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel

Their Education Level

currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21–june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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