Short Passions

Im looking for a big amount of love

I try to keep evil doers out of the wizards castle.....we really need to get someone to cover up that yellow brick. In my off time I try to give lollipops to big people as a sign that they are better than me in every way. My beard has the tinniest little spit curl at the bottom. I don't much care for the beach because if I catch it during high tide I might just carried away. I have a pet hamster because in my hands it is the same concept as a dog. People call me tripod.

Hobbies

mime, killing zombies, larp, writing, television, comic books, manga, wine tasting

Body Type

slim, voluptuous, bodybuilder, fit, slender, supermodel, athletic, disabled, skinny

Movies

action, horror, comedy, nothing but porn, drama

Orientation

bisexual

Eye Color

black

Hair Color

a little gray

Ethnicity

Native American

Relationship

widowed

Have Kids

yes - single parent home

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical

Income level

$100,000+

Do you smoke?

420

Do you drink?

alcoholic

I currently live

on a pirate ship

Socially, I am

social butterfly, a couch potato, comic relief

Political Views

democrat

Food Related

BRAINS!!!

Personality

pirate, geek, flirt, punk, activist, playa, nerd, fun loving, redneck, burner (burning man participant), preppy

Individuality

nudist, goatee, tattoos, cougar, psychic, piercings, mime, vampire, cougar lover, stache, beard, pirate at heart

Religious Views

Agnostic

Miscellaneous

HIV+

Drugs

burning man rocks...wait, what was the question

I'm looking for

something REALLY hot, mr. right now, friends - with benefits, romance, miss right now

My Sign

i was born in march

Military Service

army

Pets

Dogs

Gender

Male

Music

Christian Rock, Punk, Celtic, Post Rock, Dance, Classical, Chamber, Progressive Rock, Death Metal, Country

Hair Style

afro

Fitness & Sports

walking, basketball, working out, jogging, martial arts, running, wrestling, bodybuilding, marathon, pilates

Health Related

chronic health issues, acupuncture, cancer survivor

Groups:

none

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